Why am I always broke, yaar?
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Hello? Yes? Mom? Yes, what happened? Uh, actually… So, you're out of money already? Actually, yes, because it's close to the end of the month… So, I was wondering if you could send some… Man, I'm so hungry. No, Srishti. Don't give in. Don't order in again. It's a Saturday afternoon. Just get some groceries. Anyway you need to save money. They have chocolate spread! At least when I get hungry in the evenings, I won't be tempted to order sandwich from Guptaji. I'll get my own from my home. I should get some instant noodles for late night cravings. There's a 10% discount on avocados! This is it, Srishti. Your journey as a master chef begins here. Guacamole and responsibility, both! Wow! Oh no, that's a lot. Should I take something out? But I do want everything, and I'll use it all, I promise. Okay, just this once — treat yourself! I deserve this today. I've had such a shitty morning. I'm going through so much. Seven rickshaws refused to take me today. I deserve this ice cream. How can he just leave me like this, man? Hey! This lipstick is so cheap! You know what… I'm going to wear this lipstick and win this breakup. Okay Srishti, we're leaving. What are you up to? I'm also leaving. The train is going to be so crowded now. If you're so tired, take a rickshaw or a cab na? No man, it's too expensive. It's raining outside, and you've got your laptop. Don't take a risk, book the cab. You're actually right. Okay, I'll book a cab. Man, it's already so late, and the train will be crowded again today. Okay, so today I'll take a cab, and then tomorrow, I'll walk to the station. Exercise and saving money! Wow, you're such an adult, Srishti! It was 250 last time. It's so less this time, in comparison. I'm practically saving money on this. This is over already? Urgh, I'll have to go out and order another one. Oh man, they're having a sale! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just put your facewash in the cart and get out of here. Just get lost, man. I don't want to pay for shipping. Okay, now get into the wishlist and look for the cheapest thing. Why am I like this? Not a single thing in this wishlist is below 200 rupees. Mmhmm this nail polish is cute. And it's exactly 50 rupees, all the stars have aligned, okay done, I'm getting it. But, which colour do I get? Both these colours are cute. Should I just get both? Ya, come on, I can manage 100 rupees. Oh, there's 40% off on the entire brand? I'm just going to look. I'm just going to look. Window-shopping, I promise. Okay so, that means no shopping next month, and I feel, no more ordering in this month, either. Mom? What happened? Uh, actually… So, you're out of money already? Actually, yes, because it's close to the end of the month… So, I was wondering if you could send me some… This is not done. If we didn't have the money now, how would we have given it to you? No, you're right. — No, you're right.
— Where's your sense of responsibility? No, yes, thank you. — No, yes, thank you.
— Okay, enough thanking me, how much do you need? F…f…Seven thousand.