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Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Colgate Comedy Hour (Lola Sketch)

**Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis – Colgate Comedy Hour (Lola Sketch)**



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Burt Lancaster guest starred in this episode of The Colgate Comedy Hour with Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis. This sketch was a parody of Lancaster’s 1952 film, “Come Back, Little Sheba.”
that's not too bad hey night that's the nice thing rooms in the labs go my team we're gonna floss what about it it's not one this office to the garden oh the calla lilies in bloom again what's this where's the other pair come on what happened you fought it out he's got a nice double bed this has an inner spring mattress you're gonna be very comfortable tell me about then use them for years this hotel has every other convenience yeah two bucks take the elevator and go up thank you very much all right how about through toothbrush and we'll go to press it yeah how come I need two suitcases and you put everything in this little thing oh well that's scientific packing beam I have as much stuff as you have hello I have as much stuff as you have you see but I put it all in one bag it's all scientific you get seven my heart attack that's all the idea is when he says how do you put all the stuff in one bag I say it's scientific packing and then when I pressed it everything supposed to fly up in the air you see but unfortunately we ran short on money somewhere and couldn't get a spring all right I got the tools breakfast and the pajamas I'll bring everything Jannik holistic where are you working tomorrow the radio attention everyone we issue a warning from your local police department an inmate named doc Delaney has just escaped from the observation ward of the state institution for alcoholics Delaney is dangerous and is in constant search for a small dog known as Shiba Delaney is 6 foot 3 grey hair brown eyes and walks around calling cheeba cheeba cheeba hello Lola it's me doc dr. Laney your husband the one who didn't get the Oscar – you're such a slob now listen to me look I'm looking for she come back through the Shiva rock your teeth with so game do we wanna clean your bags it cleans your bird's face higher game well what do you say we going to bed boys these were night since we're on murder on baby you could bet your bottom dollar on that I sure am tired you can say that again you can bet your bottom dollar on that your rhythm night I put one I took those off oh well you get carried away sometimes as well never know what you're doing from this time the next hey Dean I got five toes on each foot yeah I never knowed it they're very stunning how many feet you got um how many feet I got goofy so how come this six feet in bed one two three yeah I guess you're right Jerry yeah you're right they're six feet in the bed no I just gotta make one two three four come here you know what that means yeah one of us is still in bed no no no neither am i what are you doing in my house what if how dangerous humor humor well we're your nephews Willie and Irving Scranton I'm butting up your Willie vania you know uncle George with the bad back dance Sylvia's got the busted leg yeah I am oh wait a minute tell me just rolling oh you're here Lola Lola I made a terrible mistake I usually don't behave this way you know we didn't think you look like a very nice fella call me gentle duckling I wish I could do something to show you how sorry I know it's all right could I offer you a drink no I will take you and Lolo and Lola wouldn't do a thing like that oh yes see when I saw her take it yeah yeah Lola I believe you know the boys the girl of my dream you see the boys are on a kid they don't mean any harm they just little big all right now if you're firing there that's good Lola what are you doing with that gun oh yeah you can put it together in a minute kiss me now Trinity race ahead higher higher here drink this darling she's unconscious I'll bring it to I think she feels better now speak to him I don't know what I was doing he know he was doing I was beside myself it was beside himself I'm not well these days either sick man they won't talk huh you're gonna be stopping huh okay get out make your attack we all missed you I missed you Lola missed you even Felix the Cat missed you didn't you feeling